Amerika und USA-Witze - Witz Nr. 26

Kofi, sir?

George W. Bush:

Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?


Condoleezza Rice:

Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.


George:

Great. Lay it on me.


Condi:

Hu is the new leader of China.


George:

That's what I want to know.


Condi:

That's what I'm telling you.


George:

That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?


Condi:

Yes.


George:

I mean the fellow's name.


Condi:

Hu.


George:

The guy in China.


Condi:

Hu.


George:

The new leader of China.


Condi:

Hu.


George:

The Chinaman!


Condi:

Hu is leading China.


George:

Now whaddya' asking me for?


Condi:

I'm telling you Hu is leading China.


George:

Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?


Condi:

That's the man's name.


George:

That's who's name?


Condi:

Yes.


George:

Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?


Condi:

Yes, sir.


George:

Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.


Condi:

That's correct.


George:

Then who is in China?


Condi:

Yes, sir.


George:

Yassir is in China?


Condi:

No, sir.


George:

Then who is?


Condi:

Yes, sir.


George:

Yassir?


Condi:

No, sir.


George:

Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN an the phone.


Condi:

Kofi?


George:

No, thanks.


Condi:

You want Kofi?


George:

No.


Condi:

You don't want Kofi.


George:

No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN.


Condi:

Yes, sir.


George:

No Yassir! The guy at the UN.


Condi:

Kofi?


George:

Milk! Will you please make the call?


Condi:

And call who?


George:

Who is the guy at the UN?


Condi:

Hu is the guy in China.


George:

Will you stay out of China?!


Condi:

Yes, sir.


George:

And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.


Condi:

Kofi.


George:

All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone!


Condi (picks up the phone):

Rice here.


George:

Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls. May be we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.

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